the first ... rent day

Have you ever seen a pirate ride a bike? It's kinda hard with the peg leg and the parrot from his shoulder kept getting spooked and flying away. Red Beard is turning into a land lubber here, land locked. I have like, totally, nothing to like say.

I worked a lot this weekend and slept a lot. I am starting to get over being sick but one side of my throat still hurts and something strange is hurting deep in my gums over my front tooth.

Has everyone heard the story about how I chipped my front two teeth? It's so lame. I don't remember how old I was. It was sometime right before the fourth of july and Elizabeth and I were spraying eachother with the garden hose in the driveway. Plastic hose ... it hit my teeth and they shattered. They were like two little triangles. The goo that's supposed to stay in the middle of the tooth was sticking out and the exposed little nerves hurt like a bitch. I tried to eat like that! Mom and dad got me to an emergency dentist pretty quick and sealed it off but I looked horrible for a couple weeks before I could get better caps. Root canals hurt.